Hello!
My name is John and I talk to myself for a living.
In other words, I am a professional Ventriloquist.
Oh and I’m also a Magician.
So you could actually call me a MAGICAL VENTRILOQUIST.
Or Simon Cowell’s worst nightmare.
Call me whatever you like – I make big and little people laugh for a living and there is no better job in the world.
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